A mere child of 50, I got carded today.

Today I got carded at the West Palm Beach airport pizza joint. (Corporate policy, of course.) They card everyone. I mean EVERYONE – not just 50-year-old me, but anybody who sits down and orders a drink. The woman next to me, maybe 70, she got carded.

I asked the waitress: Who is the oldest person you ever carded?

104.

Dewar’s on the rocks.

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