Stuff I should have posted already:
- The crushed tires in artificial turf don’t exude poison. (Almost typed Astroturf there.)
- Spoiler alert: Jazz is the toughest Hangman word.
- Pet peeve No. 1: For long distance, you don’t have to dial ‘1’ on a cell phone but must on a land line.
- Pet peeve No. 2: Why do so many people at ATMs behave like it’s their first time at one? They’ve been around for 30 years.